team free boner
the official boner compendium. still the best

boaty
my husband. spock to my bones, moriarty to my holmes, lucifer to my cas, wilson to my house and just generally awful

linnea
the real-life captain kirk. watson to my holmes. deanbobbyjohn. you should be mildly concerned

cristina
anders. she’s a jedi and stuff. a letter of recommendation from her will get you anywhere

jenny
sho to my joshua. pi-fanatic. coffee master. she is better than you at everything

emka
zoo-keeper and bird lover. like she literally dates pigeons. and then cries when they cut off her head. she’s too legit to quit

melissa
thor to my tony. literally supergirl. she has a lot of feelings about comic books

desiree
cap to my tony. my superhusband. she put the mini weenie in the butt cheese and i have nothing else to say about that

anjie
extremely witty and generally awesome spn and st fan who has the best tags ever so read them

lauren
hosts like, the best livestreams ever and reads trek porn out loud for bed time stories. i doubt you love bill shatner more than her

doug
people buy him food because they love him. the biggest andorian fan. also bears. cutiepatootie don’t argue